Just recently, None More Comic hit the 1000 mark for readers! Yay! So to celebrate, None More Comic is sending all of you loyal readers $5 and your very own Vietnamese whore.

Not really. I lied. Enjoy your jokes!
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Tasteless Cat Jokes

Q: Why are cats better than people?
A: You can fit a cat into the microwave.

Q: How many cats does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I dunno, how much does cat meat sell for these days?

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: So I wouldn't get to eat its other two legs.

Q: Does a cat always land on its feet?
A: When you drop it from 52 stories up, does it really matter?

Q: Why do cats like crawling into boxes?
A: It reminds them of an oven.

Q: Why do dogs chase cats?
A: Because dogs like anal sex.

Q: What do you call a cat with no legs, no fur and no tail?
A: Dinner.
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