Haikus for Impressionable Kids
by Baysho
 

So you think
haikus can only be 5, 7, 5?
You're so dumb
 

A still pond
concrete shoes for Vinnie
Kerplunk!
 

Hiding under here
I can look up women's skirts
oooh, nice panties, hon
 

Tanning by the pool
fat man does a cannonball
you splashed me, asshole
 

The money shot comes
she laps it up dutifully
quite sore
 

Nothing to live for
might as well end it all now
oh wait, not yet... boom
 

Where's the cash you bitch
I don't care if you work all night
Smack!  Smack!
 

Now it is high noon
Any moment he will draw
Shit, forgot my gun
 

Damn these stock options
business bankrupt, they're worthless
Why'd I embezzle?
 

Amazing how much
pain one person could inflict
with one little match
 

Here doggy, come here
eat banana held near my crotch
good dog
 

Stop watching TV, kids
Don't you know it teaches violence
Get me my belt
 

A well-tended lawn
mowed a million times by an
overzealous man
 
 
 

What is the sound of one STD clapping?