A Young Man's Life Story
One day on a cold frosty winter's morning, a boy named Johnny was born.
He grew up in the sleepy town of New York City with his loving parents
and his crack-addict younger brother. Johnny was a dreamer, a young
child with dreams, and among the things that this child did when he was
asleep, dreaming was definitely one of them. Johnny dreamed of being
a scientist, a painter, even the President of the United States.
But what Johnny really wanted, more than anything in the world, was a piece
Yes, he wanted ass. Just one piece of ass. It wouldn't even
have to be a large piece of ass, it could be a little tiny piece of ass
and Johnny wouldn't have minded. At night he would lie awake looking
at the moon shining through his bedroom window, and dream of the day where
he was old enough to pick up chicks. Elementary school was a hard
time for Johnny, because all the chicks hadn't gone through puberty yet
so they all looked like little boys. Johnny would just have to wait.
But junior high wasn't any better. Girls were blossoming around
this poor lad like dandelions or crabgrass, but nobody paid any attention
to poor little Johnny. Now Johnny could have given up and resigned
himself to monkhood or homosexuality, but Johnny was a dreamer and a believer.
He would never let go of The Dream. Someday, just someday, he said
to himself, I will have sexual relations with a woman.
High school came, and Johnny found himself on the dating scene for the
first time. Over a decade he had dreamed of this, and now it was
finally going to happen. But tragedy struck the poor lad in these
trying times. Johnny had made the error of not pursuing women of
"loose morals," and despite dating a series of extremely attractive Mormon
women he once again found himself without a sweet, loving, consenting sexual
partner to shag with his incredibly diminutive penis. Johnny left
high school, his life's dreams shattered.
Then came college, and the miracle happened! One night at a party
some chick got really drunk and let him have sex with her!!! Johnny
was ecstatic! His life's ambitions had become a reality! His
dreams had finally come true, and Johnny was no longer a virgin!
Everything he had wanted, everything that he had hoped for in life, had
come to be.
It was all downhill from there.
index is weeping tears.. of blood